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An R-rated Kirk/Spock drabble by Farfalla
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"Jim, I thought you'd be a little sleepy after your marriage, but you're chipper as ever," said McCoy. "You two do, uh, get intimate, right?"

"Yes, but in the morning."

"The morning?"

"Every morning, I give Spock... a little oral pleasure."

"Every morning?! Don't you think that's taking conjugal duties too far? I hope this isn't some Vulcan claptrap. They've got some strange ideas about duty. T'Pau called T'Pring the property of--"

"No, Bones. Spock's penis vibrates during orgasm, and his semen has the same composition as toothpaste. Better than an electric toothbrush!"

Kirk flashed him a perfect white smile.


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