The Mutiny

Captain's Log, Supplemental. 0200 hours. First Officer Spock has stolen the blankets.

Captain's Log, Supplemental, 0210 hours. I have managed to reclaim a portion of the blanket, but not enough to cover myself. I will attempt retaliation for the blanket theft by stealing body heat, which I will accomplish via strategic snuggling.

Captain's Log, Supplemental, 0220 hours. First Officer Spock has rolled over, taking the entire blanket.

Captain's Log, Supplemental, 0225 hours. I have retrieved another blanket and returned to bed.

Captain's Log, Supplemental, 0230 hours. First Officer Spock has rolled over again. A fully-grown Vulcan is a warm cover...