"No, I've never had anal sex," Kirk affirmed wistfully. "Of course, I've... given and received dozens of blowjobs... handjobs... I've even been jerked off by a Persean's reproductive tentacle. And, as you probably know, I've had penetrative sex with women. But as much as I wanted to feel someone... pushing into me in that... complete way, my body... filled..." His eyes twinkled. "...the opportunity never presented itself."Ever the smartass, Spock replied, "I possess no experience on the matter of any kind, but since we have entered an intimate relationship with each other, I'm sure I can... rectify the situation."