Title: Herpetology for Dummies
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Email: blueberrysnail (at) yahoo dot com
Pairing: K/S
Rating: R, drabble

HERPETOLOGY FOR DUMMIES

Jim and Spock were watching the nature channel in the private shuttle taking them back to the Enterprise from their diplomatic mission. On the screen, a rattlesnake was ambling fluidly through the Arizona sand, hunting for food. Tumbleweeds drifted past in the wind, and a forest of tall, thick green cactus completed the perfect desert scene.

Seeing the cactus gave Jim an idea.

As the rattler approached an unsuspecting rodent, Jim's hand slid without warning straight into Spock's pants. He seized his prey enthusiastically, and Spock gave a wide-eyed grunt of surprise.

Both snakes reared at exactly the same time.

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